dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

svveden:

wwworldwide:

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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captaincoolasfuck:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

What animal should you never play cards with

A cheetah

I don’t even fucking get this joke.

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romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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